Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Kabhi Kabhi Hi Sahi.....

Kabhi kabhi hi sahi mera khayal to aata hoga,
Sunahri dhoop ke sath ek saaya to lahrata hoga,
Lakh chudao daaman, par kahin ulajh to jata hoga,
Kabhi kabhi hi sahi mera khayal to aata hoga....!!

Shukriya kijiye mera ki aapko ek aur mauka diya,
ki aapke har ek kadam pe sajda kiya,
Saath main rahun ya na rahun, par mera naksh to dhundhlata hoga,
Kabhi kabhi hi sahi mera khayal to aata hoga....!!

Ishq jab bhi parwaan chadha hai,
Koi na koi to jaroor barbaad hua hai,
Barbaad hua kaun, ye sawaal to satata hoga,
Kabhi kabhi hi sahi mera khayal to aata hoga....!!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

True MBA classes...!!

Its really very hard to get up early in the morning and rush for the classes(specially when it comes to management education). The class goes a bit like this:

[Notes: S- students, A- Avinaash* P- professor.The sentences in the brackets were assumed, but never said.]

* Avinaash is a student who is famous for bunking classes, for making spontaneous excuses, for irritating professors etc...etc..but he is an intellect person though.

A- May i come in sir?

P- You are late...again ! Have you ever been on time?.....come in.

A-(Who the hell wants to come in this very first lecture?), Thank you very much sir.

P- So we were discussing the Promotion..lets continue.

A- (Whatever....aah ! glanced at his watch..its showing 8:05. oh god..40 more minutes to go).

P-Well i gave you a case study and you all were supposed to make a presentation over that..so how many of you have done it?

S- We have done it sir.( Almost all said except few who didn't , including A)

P- Ok..what about you A?

A- ( Ohh...sucks) Well sir i was about to make it...but suddenly i realized that i forgot my case study in library and timings were odd so i couldn't recollect it.

P- nice excuse...(in a commenting way), who are you kidding?

A-(he realized his mistake to fool an intellect professor) I am sorry sir..will do it by tommorow. (Roz hi presentation chahiye inko....glanced again at watch, its showing 8:25, aahhhh....god it sucks).

P- Thats all right A. Try to meet timelines next time.

A- sure sir...i promise...( the promise which is never be going to fulfil ).

P- Lets start with our presentations.

S- All right sir.

A- ( how boring is it to listening to what you never want to...but still he was pretending like its an impressive presentation....glanced at watch, its 8:35..)

A was thinking what excuse he can make to leave the class...its 10 min more to get over..Hows about loo? well thats a wonderful idea as nobody can refuse you see. he smiled...

A- Excuse me sir..may i leave for wash-room?

P- Yes.

A- (aahhh...finally the torture was over)

15 min break..then second lecture...then third.....& finally lunch break.

A- Should i go back to hostel to take a bath, as i got up late and couldn't take a bath...( do i really need a bath?..or it can be managed by deo....not a bad idea, so forget about bath...am gonna have some food).

P- ( looking at A, who was yawning ) well i know its difficult to control your yawn in post-lunch classes...but A you should behave properly in the class as you guys are not kids anymore (looking at all students)

A- i am sorry sir..(cant you get a sign that i am not interested in your class, can't you say me to leave...these professors will never stop their "endless gyan", if there was no predecided lecture timings..thank god ! glanced at watch...its 3:45.. Should i bunk the last class?)

P- A..where are you lost?

A- Nowhere sir..i am here only. Thinking about the facts you just told us.

P- Ok ( a deep sigh at A)

A- (Thank god he didn't ask me to explain..huh...watch is showing 3:50) Sir, can we end up here?

P- You guys want to leave?(to all students)

S- Not now sir..lecture is getting more interested by now.

A-( Whats wrong with these guys?..they are nuts...padhakoo kahin ke..)

finally lecture got over on 4:15.

A was in no mood to attend next lecture...he was pretending that he got headache.

A reached to hostel...and after reaching his room he said- oh god...what a hectic day it was !!
We MBAs are really busy guys.



Thursday, June 4, 2009

Aansoo..par sachche ya jhoote?

Nishchal nigaahein aur unme dabdabaate hue aansoo, kisi bhi waar se jyada ghaatak hote hain.
Khaas taur par agar wo aansoo kisi ladki ke ho. Par yahan baat ladkon ya ladkiyon ki nahi ho rahi hai...ye "insaanon" ke baare me hai. Kitni bhi koshish ki jaye janab, lekin aap lohe jaise kathor hone par bhi paani ki tarah un aansuon ke bahaav me bah jate hain. Ya yun kah lo ki ye ek tarah se "Bramhastra" ki tarah istemaal hota hai. Lekin hamesha aisa jaroori bhi nahi ki koi ise shashtra ki tarah istemaal kar raha ho. Kai dafe agla insaan sach me itna pareshaan ya dukhi hota hai, ki wo aansoo kab uski aankhon me utar aate hain, use khud bhi nahi maloom chalta hai. Lekin kab ye sachche hain aur kab jhoote...iss baat ka faisla kaise hoga? Ye ek aham sawaal hai...